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Advantages Of SMALL Dogs
No need for pricey Elizabethan collar–just cut the bottom out of a Styrofoam coffee cup.
Don’t need to drive to dog park–just put him in flatbed of Ford F350 and let him run
Instead of looking wimpy wearing mittens, you look heroic carrying defenseless puffball in freezing cold
In a pinch, the puffy ones can fill in for Swiffers
No need for a dog run–he can exercise on a hamster wheel
Can make doghouse out of old birdhouse… or a milk carton
Holding puffy dog increases desirability by planting subliminal suggestion that you have a secret cache of Hostess Sno-Balls.
Can sneak them onto a plane under Spanx
When an 8 pound dog is sleeping with two people weighing an average of 160 pounds, he’ll only take 40% of the bed, as opposed to a 40 pound dog who’d hog 80%.
Wear babies’ hand-me-down onesie
For fitness buffs, biceps look larger next to small dog than big dog.
Smaller dog=smaller nose=less snail-trails on inside of car windows
They won’t run away from home to join the Iditarod